Ten facts about the owner of this account:

1) That really is my name. Nobody can ever pronounce it, either-I know they mean me when they do this little helpless flail.

2) I am published on Kindle! If something says 'sample' in the title, you can buy it for $0.99.

3) I have lived in my house for sixteen years. I still bump into the same corner at least once a day.

5) It doesn't matter that I have a Kindle. Going into a bookstore means that I'll come out with at least two new books.

6) Can't flirt. Don't want to. Can't tell when I'm being flirted AT, though, which can be awkward.

7) This is harder than I thought.

8) I skipped four.

9) You just went and looked, didn't you.

10) I will follow you back, because I'm a fucking nice person. Who swears too much. Could be worse.

Find me on Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Lalla-Squeglia/107913999287654

Read my blog (I try to keep up on it!) here: http://lallasqueglia.blogspot.com/

See everyone's 'costuming' at Polyvore, here: http://lallasqueglia.polyvore.com/

And all my books can be found here-one stop shop, baby!

http://www.amazon.com/Lalla-Squeglia/e/B009HBYI42/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_4?qid=1461786863&sr=8-4
I'd love to get to know you all. Drop me a line! I don't bite.

-Lalla