hello and welcome :)

I am not to be blamed if, after reading this or any of my stories you either loose the will to live, loose all your brain cells of just simply loose your head. You can't prove it was me, so HA

RAWR

there appears to now be a dinosaur in my room, he's rather cuddly, i may name him Ned. Yes Ned.

I hate spiders, absolutely loathe them, if one comes near me, well, i'm out of the room before you can say 'Zombie noodles'. 

Pizza is the Spiffing on the Balderdash, i can't get enough of it, it's so good :)

i like coke.... not drug coke, coke coke, drinkity drink, slurpity slurp, not sniffity sniff....

i like to lie in my bed writing stories, my cat likes to lie in bed and watch me. He also watches me in the shower (*cough* Purrrrverted cat *cough*) <----- you'll only get that if you've read bothering snape, if you haven't then you suck

what you suck i'm not sure, lets say you suck igloo's, they are cold. so you will suffer... MWUHAHAHAAHA

I'm a lovely person really

sometimes

:D 

I love sporks

and llamas

and Ducks on rainbows

and Ninja's with ice cream

and Groovy Dragons.

and cheeeeeseeeeeeeeee

BAZINGA

gobble gobble

I've had too much sugar.... can you tell?

what are you still doing here? go read a story or something, what am i still doing here? why am i talking to myself, and why am i still doing it....... i'm insane

actually i have never been tested for insanity, so i'm Most likely insane

yeah so, get back to your knitting, or in my case teaching my llama to knit so i don't have to. 

Badger on a Pogo stick! oh wait it was just my rabbit at the top of his ladder, my bad :D 

Bye now, auvoir, farewell, ciao, see ya, may you get abducted by aliens and your sandwiches stolen by Polar bears, not trained by me of course O:)