Just a 16 year old boy obsessed with 5SOS.

But then again who isn't these days?

I love when Luke sticks his dick up Ashton's ass. It's the best.

Then again who doesn't?

I'm boy crazy for four Aussies and if you have a problem with that, fight me.

Just know that if you think your life sucks then you're probably right :) but so does everyone else's so you probably shouldn't complain.

I'm a dick but then again you are what you eat so.

If you get butt hurt easy and don't like me then just know that I don't care and the door is over there, let me show you out.

If you're still here then heyyyyy lets be friends and talk about how shit the world is because Lashton hasn't come out. Sad.

Calum can rock me anytime, any day.

I'd like to think I'm experienced in the sex department but I'm not.

I'm the most awkward turtle you'll ever meet.

Sometimes I have girl moments and sometimes I listen to depressing music and cry about my life but hey I'm a loser so it's expected.

I'm still in the closet so shhhhh don't tell my friends...oh wait I don't have any.

This bio is all over the place like my life.



Jkfnebrjrnr LOOK ITS LASHTON MAKING OUT!


I often wonder why I wasn't aborted.

Anyway bye.

[@Olivia5Hemmings is my fav...she's like Ot4 Central]

[@Mistletoelashton is relatable and has amazing stories]