Goodmorning bitches,
I have returned to tell you all to do yourselves a favour- dump this trainwreck of an app and use ao3. Wattpad is the ghetto, you could be doing so much better and I pray that one day you will open up ao3 and realise it's superior in every conceivable way.
Ask yourselves, are you truly happy with this app? Do you *really enjoy seeing those repetitive comment chains? Do you open up Wattpad every day joyous, knowing that you can find the exact fic your soul has been craving your entire life? Do you see the amount of ads and paid stories and not feel a wave of disappointment wash over you as you long for the simpler times back in 2016, the before times, when Wattpad allowed you to download more than two stories and you had no worries but whether your ship was going to sail or when dan and Phil were going to upload next and you still felt that strange now far away emotion you once knew as happiness engulf you rather than the constant hollowness inside that slowly eats you away bit by bit until you realise too late that you've lost your ability to feel anything, anything at all, even in a global pandemic in which people around you are dropping like flies as their lives crumble at their feet yet you still feel nothing and you'd give up so much to feel sadness as at least then you'd know that your shell of a body is alive and your life is not a hallucination brought fourth by the childhood trauma you neglect to address even as it's shadowy figure follows you wherever you go, it's coal black hands clutching you within its grip so achingly hard your lungs neglect to fill with air while you lie down at night feeling nothing as the shadow drains you of every memory that ever made you feel?
If so then ao3 is the app for you!!
