Puny Pluto

Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
          Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
          I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
          She criticizes me for being egocentric
          You practice your mannerisms into a wall
          If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
          I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
          I was observing the birds
          Circle in for the kill
          I've been you, I know you
          Your facade is a scam
          You know you're making me cry
          This is the way that I am
          I've been living a lie
          A metamorphical scheme
          Detective undercover brotherhood
          Objective: obscene
          Oh no no oh yeah
          
          And yes I’m working on both of my books, just at a snails pace

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You know the ruuules and so do iiiiiiii say goodbye 

What I want my mom to be like:A perfect report card all b’s
          What she’s like: One single b in one hard class. Inhales YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO IIIIII SAY GOODBYE (proceeds to ground me)

Someone unfollowed me,most likely after the pacer test meme,welp memes are better than internet points.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding  A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding  Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding 

Arise @PotatoAuthors

Bobux