Shut up and buy me pizza.
Or vadapav.
Or Donuts. 
Ten random facts about me:
1. I love food, so much so, that my future fiance will have issues. 
2. I read, like  LOT. (I'm on Wattpad, so duh!)
3. I have a very active social life. 
(Random voice: Then why are you on Wattpad?
 Me: Shut up and read 2)
4. I want to be a doctor. Like House. <3
5. I am a dirty pig, you will never find my room clean. Or my desk, Or the rest of my house. Or the rest of my city. Or the rest of my country. Or the rest of the world. You get the gist.
6. I am a smart-ass. No, really. Ask my friends. 
7. I hate my fingernails. They have no shape and no alignment. For the love of God, I stopped biting them YEARS ago. When are they gonna re-align themselves??? Do I need plastic surgery for this???
8. I'm slightly narcissistic. Big words, you say? Get your lazy ass up and Google it. ( This makes me a hypocrite, because I'm as lazy as they come).
9. I'm obsessed with all kinds of rock songs. All kinds. I am familiar with the pop culture too, though.
10. I feel very strongly for public and social issues, and can't seem to keep my opinions to myself. 
@weirdi- My editor and Best friend. Will catch a grenade for me. When she dies, I'm gonna eat her vadapav. 
@cheryil- Bestie. Crazy Mofo. My plump little baby. Recently being educated in literature. Finishing the Noddy series soon. XD
@Kayleigh1912- I'm her editor. Don't argue with her. (I'm better at arguing though XD)
@Taz105- I'm his editor. He has great book ideas. He is obsessed with Marvel, so much so, that he wants to be an Avenger.(I shall be Ultron XD) He no longer thinks I'm a creepy old guy. 
I edit stories when I'm free. 
I can't cook for nuts, so don't ask me for food. 
PM me anytime, I'm a freaking helpful person. 
I am very patriotic. Keep that in mind at all times.
My laptop keypad has the 'A' key missing, in its place is a tiny white mound. But I manage.