Lemony Frank

What's going on with the fairies? I haven't forgotten about them—I pinky promise! It's my favorite project and I'll be damned if I don't finish it. Someone has to tell the truth! I just have a lot of work right now. It's freelance, so sometimes it's an awful lot at the same time, and other times a complete drought. The last months, it was a two parallel projects that included writing a lot, and they really used up all my writing energy. But I hope to be able to dive back into the fairy world soon.

I wrote two  chapters to explain why the former Canadian Prime Minister has sex with Katy Perry! You're welcome!
          The only thing you need to know: In my book, fairies offer people one wish in exchange for a bad sex life. (You'd be surprised by how many people take the deal.)
          After a fairy was demoted for granting Donald Trump a wish, the fairies try to stay away from politics. Trump only wished for his hair to stay the same, but that might have helped him win the presidency. The fairies aren't allowed to interfere to this extent and have put their business operations in the US on hold for now, but they're still very active in Canada. That's how Joy, a live-in caregiver from the Philippines, had a peculiar wish granted. Her wish was basically Justin Trudeau fan fiction. (I know, right?)
          If you're curious about the life of a live-in caregiver and the whole "Perrydeau" thing, have a look at chapters 16 and 17.
          p.s.  You read it here first!

Dear writing companions, The fairies got stuck in a mix of job application writing, family visits, visa stuff and the seasonal flu. However, the author plans for November to see more chapters than October.

A fairy walks into a bar and promises a young journalist to help with her career in exchange for a bad sex life. It looks like the fairy was recently demoted for doing the same deal with Donald Trump.
          
          That's it. Sue me.

Dear Fairy Friends, 
          I'm still on "vacation", but I finished a Wattpad book on a 7hrs train journey (my wanting to read list is waaay too long), and I found this award on another author's message board. It looks like a really nice community, so have a look, too!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/401053594-moonlight-trove-astania-awards-2025-open

OUT OF OFFICE NOTE: To whom it may concern. The author of the fairies is on vacation. The kind of vacation that involves family and old acquaintances. The kind of vacation you need a vacation after. That makes you wonder if there's a fairy curse that causes everyone to offer you improbable amounts of food and unwanted advice. This is me blinking twice. I am held hostage by my past. Things will only get worse. I'm only three days in (out of 15). "You do what now? Write stories about fairies?" I'm writing about you. All of you. Dickheads (m/f/x)!

Hi there! Thanks for your vote on Murder Kitty x Zombie Apocalypse! <333  I appreciate your comments too!（＾ｖ＾）

"A Fairy Curse" won the Best Ongoing category in the Birthday Bash Mini Awards by Ravendipity ! Did a fairy help? Probably.
          The most valuable prize is the in-depth review by the amazing judge. Check out the award, as well as the other categories and participants.
          Here's my favorite part of the review:
          "I am openly not a fan of sexual content in books, but despite that, I thought the plot idea was an interesting one, especially with the way the fairy is presented. So, the core idea is good, same with the execution! If a person with an aversion for sex in books enjoys a book where the plot is focussed on the idea of sex, then you're probably doing something right, lol." LOVE the lol!
          https://www.wattpad.com/1562171872-birthday-bash-mini-awards-judging-best-ongoing

Dear friends of fairies and chaos!
          Due to a glitch on Wattpad, I rarely receive notifications when your stories are updated. I fear he same may be true for you. Please excuse this way of spamming you. To make up for it —or make it worse, you decide!— I have a new chapter online. In honor of this special day. What special day? I'll give you a hint. The title is: Don’t Piss Me Off on a Monday. 
          (Dont worry, I won't message you for every new chapter. I am sure someone at Wattpad's already fixing the glitch. Might be someone with a reverse fairy curse. Amazing sex but really bad at work)

Is the fairy really ghosting us? When will she be back? And what will she say? I am pretty sure she will be back soon. And I think she might say something like: "Don't piss me off on a Monday!"