Every good idea I've ever had has occurred to me while I was taking a shower.

Somewhat established essay writer (she/her). Here to try something new. Looking for fun and community.

note: Born in Europe, but not living there. English is not my first language.
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LemonyFrank LemonyFrank Dec 11, 2025 10:30AM
I wrote two  chapters to explain why the former Canadian Prime Minister has sex with Katy Perry! You're welcome!The only thing you need to know: In my book, fairies offer people one wish in exchange...
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A Fairy Curse by LemonyFrank
A Fairy Curse
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Just what it reads like. The elephant on the cover is drawn by the elephant in the story.
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