To Fathom Hell Or Soar Angelic, Just Take a Pinch Of Psychedelic 

I quite like writing, and I'm usually quite lazy so if you see my book completed by the end of this year. 
Just know it's an alien that's taken over my body. 
And no, do not try to get me back if that happens I'd like for it to squeeze in a few more years of productivity. But once that's done feel free to give me a shout.