I like celebrities, celebrities don't like me...it's ok though bc smut exists :)

*•*ATTENTION: If you know me in real life, you now know that I enjoy both writing & reading lots of gay smut. Don't bring it up if you see me. Just pretend you don't know that about me when speaking to me in public, ok? Ok. Thank you! :3

TØP•BIGBANG•SHINee•BOYFRIEND•

Hey there! I see you've entered my weird little world...uhh...hi ...sorry for the mess, im not used to company... o.O
I'm a loser. I'm 17 years old. I live in a house somewhere...

~I am currently preparing for the zombie apocalypse~

••••ONE DIRECTION••••

(I have no life, bye.)

•~•Dogs are gonna bark•~•

{Larry Stylinson is real, fucking deal with it}


<( ' w ' )> Buh-bye!
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( ^ ' w ' )> cha cha ch
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(^ ' w ' ^) ooh la l
( v ' w ' v
(v - _ - v) phew...im tired
Bye