Hello wondrous person

Hobbies:
Reading 
Sleeping
Sobbing in existential despair 
Eating 
Petting cats. ANY cats.
Arguing
Listening to music

Cats are plotting world domination, and they shall not be stopped.

I fear bugs, as any sane person should.

bIRd! nvm it left. ;-;

*evil laughter*

boyxboy 4 lyfe

I'm forgetful. Forgetful as in I-forgot-I-had-siblings-until-I-ran-into-them-in-the-kitchen forgetful

Sometimes kids shows about 'the power of friendship' come on, and I laugh about how stupid they are. Alone. *single tear falls from eye*

 I have six cats. Their names are Lollipop, Neco,  Hidey Ho, Edgar Allen Nickolas Poe ForAShortWhile Steindorff, Gretchen, and Brownie Susie, and two dogs, Golda and Dove.

I am female.

"Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know that I am crazy. Therefore, I am not crazy. Isn't that crazy?"
- Random quote off the internet.

Anatidaephobia: a phobia in which someone feels that somewhere in the world, a duck or a goose is watching them (not attacking or touching, simply watching them).

Talents:
I have none ;-;

Fun facts about me:
potatoes are my favorite fruit after whipped cream and  toast
I don't know how to social. Or how to life.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the phobia of long words

wHY? 

*muffled sobbing*

I love you
nvm ;-;
you're still awesome tho

Each time I saw them it was pretty much the same. I'd ask what they were hunting. The older kid would give me some crazy answer, like "yellow feet and black trumpets," or "lobsters and oysters," or "hens and chickens," or even "cauliflower." I wasn't sure if the poor girl was touched in the head, or if she was just having me on. Then she would ask me, "True fools?" and everyone's eyes would get really big as they waited for me to say something. And I would shrug. Because on matters of foolishness, who was I to judge?
- The Myth of Wile E

Blessed be the Boot Imp lover of the boot.

I live in Arizona, and know, like, four word in Spanish ;-;

'merica, f*ck yeah