LightsCammyAction

You ever write something and then think, “wtf is wrong with me?”

PaperBlanks

Yes but then I remember I’m a unicorn and I’m like ohhh that’s what’s wrong nevermind 
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PaperBlanks

These laser hair treatments are making my puthy really smooth come feel

PaperBlanks

@blkkittylitty Girl dont worry it probably got delayed due to bad weather in Denmark but you KNOW my door is open for you (legs too) 
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blkkittylitty

@PaperBlanks UUUUUUUH AND MY INVITATION GOT LOST OR SOMETHING CAUSE HELLLOOOO
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LightsCammyAction

You ever write something and then think, “wtf is wrong with me?”

PaperBlanks

Yes but then I remember I’m a unicorn and I’m like ohhh that’s what’s wrong nevermind 
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PaperBlanks

So there I was tits out on the beach when the hottest guy on earth walked by
          
          And he didn’t look once 
          
          My funeral is tomorrow at 12

PaperBlanks

The audacity of these men I swear 
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LightsCammyAction

Hopefully he’s arrested because how dare he be a gentleman and not look at your lovely tits? 
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