Hi I am Crystal and I enjoy mocking people in voices that they do not have.

What else about me?

-Music is slowly keeping me sane.
-The only race I hate is the one I have to run.
-I struggle to control my hair, let alone my life.
-Trying to understand myself is like trying to smell the colour nine.
-Simba was walking slowly so I told him to Mufasa.
-I am sick of people thinking that deoderant is optional.
-Laughter is the best medicine, but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
-I have 109 problems but I can't remember them, so I guess I have 110 problems now.
-People fall for me because I trip them with my laptop charger.
-Sometimes it mentally damages me to hold back sarcastic remarks.
-Pizza is the only love triangle I want.
-Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
-Being the last person still laughing at a joke is a big problem in my life.

R.I.P @Bitemeh 03-12-13 <3 I love you Reece.

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