McKayla Hoffman

So if I'm interpretating this reoccuring dream correctly, I'm headed for eternal damination via a train in the desert. Great.

Why go to school and be a productive member of society when you can sleep forever and scream into the void in your dreams? :)

Let me seduce you with my messy eating and awkward obsession with dogs.

hi... um... Satan? Just read chapter one of your book, and thought it was kinda cool. Very funny too. A little rough if I want to be picky, but everyone's a little rough here.
          After looking into your book, I thought you might be interested in mine, Simple Talents, wherein several teenagers live in a school put in place to protect and enhance the "talented" (those with super-natural abilities).
          It's not quite as humurous, but I thought you might be interested In a book similar to yours. :)

hi! are you busy? can you please read my story I just want yo know your comment! :) please??

Minions! I made a new account, Im_so_superwholocked, where I will post all my funny stuff. Cuz Im funny. yay. So follow me on there if you want more funny posts!

Minions! I will be starting a new book, Superpowers Are Overrated, on September 2, and will update every 18 days. Enjoy.

It always puts a smile on my face when I read your message board

@KAYCOBEANS :) 

@ArianaAnubis you know it!