About me, hmmm...well let's see. I'm an addict!

 I chief urban stories until my eyes turn red and my vision tunnels.

 Freebase August Alsina fan-fics like a crack head workin' in a trap house.  Snort urban fantasies just so I can feel like the world is mine.

 And after all that if I'm still standing I pop a couple of Les twins to knock my head back and free my freaky impulses from my stuck-up inhibitions. 

So if you're working on something that will beam me the hell up, then leave me a message and I'll be more than happy to sample your product.

 It better be good though, 'cause mama can't stand to get whooped. Meaning it better be that straight drop and not that recook!