LittleMisDream

"Jude motherfudging Andrews," http://wattpad.com/story/3151521?utm_content=share_passage

"It's because I'm white, isn't it?!" http://wattpad.com/story/1224109?utm_content=share_passage

"I’d have to agree, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it’s a duck…" http://wattpad.com/story/10713814?utm_content=share_passage

"Sure sweetie, but if only Alex comes along"
          Dick move XD http://wattpad.com/story/178439?utm_content=share_passage

"“Only from five to nine at night or from one to five,” she said he groaned and looked at me.
          “Four to..." This is how I want me bf/BFF to be http://wattpad.com/story/8161967?utm_content=share_passage

"I am so confused about all of this as well; vampires could eat real food and be out during the day? I..." What twilight does to people lolXD http://wattpad.com/story/7735090?utm_content=share_passage

"Bigger person my left boob"so something I would say http://wattpad.com/story/7799089?utm_content=share_passage

"What would we do without google?
          
          *GASP*
          
          I don't know... I'll have to google it." http://wattpad.com/story/7083995?utm_content=share_passage

"I mean... Its fun talking to inanimate objects.
          
          If they talk back... Then you're just as cool as me...."
          Love this from this book  http://wattpad.com/story/7083995?utm_content=share_passage

"No matter how long it took some one to break down your walls, no matter what anyone says, they will ..." http://wattpad.com/story/10399164?utm_content=share_passage