Hello, human, we are not Alpacas, we are dignified Llamas. You often mistake us for such lowly creatures, but we are so much better. Our stories will prove such things to you. We Llama writers have united together and decided to stop such harsh treatment. Read our books, and you will see the power and imagination we hold. If you like Adventure, Action, Excitement, Betrayal, Humor, whatever sinks your boat, we Llamas have it. You can't get anything better. If you want to know our backgrounds, we rose from the dirt, fashioning ourselves to the hardships to come, for your enjoyment. But don't think we like you THAT much. We just want to prove that we are Llamas that will become President of the United States (soon to be the Llama States) of America. 
We, The United Llamas, include: 
@Pick-C
@samburchambooks
@Greasyvarmint
And don't annoy us...we do spit.