Helloooooo? How did you find me? I was very well hidden...it must be this glitter I'm covered in *sneezes and glitter goes everywhere*
I'm Pretzel, I've been here since 2016 and writing whenever I feel like it. Zeus nerfed me because I was too powerful so he deleted my first account.
If you want to collab, message me! If you want to talk, message me! If you want to know why the moon is actually made of chalk and not cheese....message me! 

~Former member of the Blue Revolvers and the Official Authors of Pepperland

I only live for Roger Taylor and some random IKEA plant I named Robert Plant.

Please check out these absolutely lovely people:
@goddess-of-bullshit
@Sun-Kissed-Fist
@KAOS_mhz
@GorgingGeorge
@artemis912