Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Murmurs through the phone:I got a minion toy stuck up my arse...
Operator:sorry can you repeat that?
Says clearly:I got a minion toy stuck up my arse!
@http-MrBrokenRecord That reminds me of that ine vine: Long story short I got a whole bag 'o jelly beans up my @$$... hours later and I'm still not okay