Loon_ey

I! need! reading! suggestions! Y'all got any?

http-MrBrokenRecord

Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
          Murmurs through the phone:I got a minion toy stuck up my arse...
          Operator:sorry can you repeat that?
          Says clearly:I got a minion toy stuck up my arse!

Loon_ey

@http-MrBrokenRecord That reminds me of that ine vine: Long story short I got a whole bag 'o jelly beans up my @$$... hours later and I'm still not okay
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craxy_cutepyco

Unicorns 

Loon_ey

@craxy_cutepyco yaaaaaas #unicornloversunite #appriciatetheunicorn
            I LOVE UNICORNS AND IF YOU DO TOO, COMMENT ON THIS CHAIN
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craxy_cutepyco

Your user name had unicorns in it, I was so my appreciation.... I actually have no clue what I mean *awkwardly hides*
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