Hacked by @sarcasm1101 (his girl (recognize the space between these two words) friend who is WAY better than David)

Let's tell you guys twenty facts about this loser:

1. He's single for all you weird ladies.

2. He likes to read.

3. He is currently reading the gone series but is too scared to finish it in case his favourite character dies.

4. He has a best friend whom I've never met, just texted, called David.

5. He likes scary books.

6. He is Irish all you ladies. ;) (Irish people are awesome)

7. David is not as awesome as me.

8. The first time I talked to David, it sounded like he was drunk and he was pretending to be Jack.

9. He is too lazy to do his own good about me.

10. He goes to a boarding school. Mixed not boys only.

11. He has had three girlfriends.

12. He is a brunette.

13. He wants to work as a pilot or something on a plane.

14. He thinks I'm a loser for not wanting to date anyone.

15. He is obsessed with Eddie Rockets.

16. He has read the entire Harry Potter series.

17. I'm running out of facts.

18. He wants at most four children but he would be happier with none.

19. If he's followed you it was most likely me.

20. He is currently texting me right now.

THERE!!! Now, bye!! And don't forger to PM him because he likes people telling him he's awesome like the cocky annoyance he is.