???: How ya do'in, how ya do'in, how ya do'in!!! Akamaru here for the official intro!

???: Honestly sir.....

Akamaru: Aw come ON, Slasher, it's go big or go home!!

Slasher: Yes but at least wait for the bio book. The readers won't understand otherwise.

Akamaru: Good point. You might wanna look at that before going any further. Other than that, happy reading and I'll see you in the next one!

(a/n): Keep in mind, I'm still here, but I made them with away too much fourth wall awareness.

Akamaru: Ahhh, you love us anyway.

(a/n): Unfortunately......