PROTECT TONY STARK AT ALL COSTS

"Give me a scotch. I'm starving."
"Better clench up, Legolas."
"I told you. I don't want to join your super secret boy band."
"I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."
"Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon. One out of five..."
"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"
"So you're this Spider-ling? Crime-fighting spider? Spider-Boy?"
"...genius billionaire playboy philanthropist."