Captain Terrible Jokes and Puns

Hello 

Alright. So I recently asked some authors of these things called The Infinite Loops if I could repost them here. A few have said yes, so expect some fast posts here and there. Enjoy them by the way, these Inge are great!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Saw a video today, called Talk Nerdy to Me.XD

Penny for thoughts, but if someone travels back in time to fix something and they succeed, their timeline is eliminated right? And since the timeline is eliminated, they don't exist because they didn't have to fix the past, which reopens their timeline and a cycle forms. So then, how is it that every time traveling person in comics/tv shows/movies (excluding the Doctor) exists after their timeline is eliminated?

I know you guys probably won't say anything, but what kind of a person do you think I am? (Guy or girl, age, whatever else you want to guess or say. Oh and anyone who knows me IRL obviously can't answer.) Thanks

*looks around room at holes in wall* I'm gonna need a new spot to slam my head into the wall because school does that to me

Anyone find any good books recently?

also do tell me if it doesn't make sense.  There is no way its perfect

note read previous comment with the voice of Smaug from the Hobbit movie