Salem Witch Trials

hola

dilfs

hi um
          im alive
          hello all

*pops up*
          
          
          
          
          
          Hello friendo!

me??
          STILL procrastinating??
          
          w h a t
          p f f t
          n o

i'm steadily losing followers.
          
          I've dropped by 20+

“Aunt Nemuri dropped her off while you two were having wild sex,” he said with a smirk. I heard Eri gasp below me.
          
          “You two had wild sex and you didn’t invite me?!”
          
          Hizashi covered his mouth and snorted. A horrified expression formed on my face.
          
          “Hitoshi! Don’t talk like that in front of her! Eri, never say that again!”
          
          ---best thing I've ever written

putting off writing a smut scene because I'm not very familiar with the two characters, and like gay sex is weird, but i can't continue writing my book until I man up and finish the scene so e e e e h

People: *follow me*
          
          Me: whatkindofwitchcraftisthis-

so i told my little brother i love him and he's like
          
          "ok. How's [best friend's name]"
          
          he doesn't even care about me lmao.