T.S.P.

How are y’all?

Anygays. Anyone got smt to add to the list?

Yo madudes and ma’ams i’m actually not dead. Been busy () but suddenly an EMAIL awoke me. Saying they DeLeTeD one of my books (Rude?!) because of “ReStRiCtEd CoNtEnT”
          Whoever fooking reported me. Fook off. If you don’t like it just don’t fooking read it. Leave US alone because we are horny and we want smut so i make a list of smut okay.
          
          imma head and make it again now and post r for y’all. 
          
          from your horniest bitch
          have fun, love and lots of orgasms
          xxx

Sometimes I feel very dirty and like the only horny person in this world.
          
          Then I remember I own The Smut Platform.

What y’all reading atm?
          is it… Spicy???

Friends with benefits is a really good book and the smut is fucking amazing so highly recommend 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/76112923-friends-with-benefits-larry-au-completed

yooooo
          are y’all still alive? just wanna check yk cuz everyone’s so damn quiet. Well anyways this is awkward since the platform still isn’t big yet but we’re hoping for more.
          (gonna savour the moment there’s 69 followers)
          but we want more!!
          I know you’re all horny so invite your horny friends!

cum (hehe) one babes
          61 followers…
          someone invite 8 friends to join cos 
          WE WANT 69 
          love y’all horny bitches
          (also pls send recommendations if you have/see/read any. That’s the point of this community lol)
          
          xxx

^ 1/2 COMPLETE. 69 reads :)
          now y’all have to wait for a bit til 69 followers

If 2 more ppl read the general smut recommendation book and 13 more ppl follow us, this account is gonna be overloaded with the number 69.
          
          We want that. We love the number.
          Please make it happen.