Hello, dumplings. 

Our names are Louise and Kylie, as you shouldn't know unless you're a stalker!! 

You should check out our books if:

1. You're weird.
2. You think weird people are funny.
3. You enjoy reading random crap about strangers.
4. You are fascination by a unicorn llama. 
5. You're bored.
6. You think we'll be famous one day. (WHICH WE TOTALLY WILL!) 

If none of those things apply to you, WHY THE HECK ARE YOU STILL READING?!?!?!? Seriously, just get out.