I am The Pumpkin Warrior, and I fight for pumpkin freedom on a global scale. Pumpkins deserve freedom! They have feelings too! They don't want to be made into noodles any more then we want to be made into pies!
So support my cause, and quit eating pumpkins! I'll thank you for your cooperation in my campaign to serve justice.
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(Okay now I'll be kinda serious)
So, as I suppose you've already guessed, I'm a little coo-coo. Don't dis me. I like my mental problems; they make my life interesting. Anywho, I love reading and writing, although my writing skills need work, so yeah, please read my stuff and tell me how to improve. I also love reading, usually books but I'm starting to get into comics, mostly because of my next point. I'm a massive Marvel Comics/Studios fan, and I adore almost anything featured in a Marvel film/comic/game/whatever. I also love video games, and my username on Steam is also The Pumpkin Warrior, for those who were wondering. I'm particularly obsessed with the MOBA genre (So, like Dota and LoL), but I also like MMORPGs, Survival and the occasional Horror game. Lets see, I also play the tuba (I suck though), I like food, I swear I have a split personality, and I love rock, electronic and alternative music. I think the human race is stupid, I make at least one reference per day that none of my friends understand, I suck when it comes to talking to real people, and I'm also a pyromaniac. I want either a pet dragon or a baby Ursa, I'm Aussie and after I free pumpkins I wish to learn how to throw cards LIKE A BOSS! Then I'll move on to knives.
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CURRENT GOALS:
- Free Pumpkins (duh)
- Actually complete a book
- Colour some part of my hair
- Meet Dendi
- Overcome my laziness and junk food addiction
- Receive mental help (maybe)
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