Elixir

It’s always fun going to my notifications. Because all of it is people liking my random ass comments. Most I don’t even remember saying (to be fair most are commented when I’m deep into the night and caffeinated). I find my past self hilarious. Like some of my favorites right now are, “Aw shit” “HELLO SAILORR!” “I may be depressed but at least I have my water bottle full of iced coffee” “REALEST THING EVER SAID” “YOU DONT LIKE COFFEE?” “OH THAT’S NOT..” “Errr she’s having an affair with Cabin 7’s dad.” “Just get it over with, just stab me.” “She sniffing out the competition or smth?” AND THEN “If they are kissing now what the hell is going to happen in the other 45 chapters?” Most of those are just funny because they are so out of context 

I love that people find me hilarious. Someone last week commented on one of my commented jokes on a fic that I posted a long time ago and said “if you go bald buy a wig” like dang dw I will 

Baking a cake is like having a crush. You do the cake batter just right, maybe adding a few things to make it better than just what it says on the back of the box. You see the batter rise in the oven slowly over time, getting higher and higher. Then once you bring it out you cut off the top that is uneven, you store it away not wasting it, letting it linger in your fridge. Then once you decorate it after cutting the top off to make it more appealing, you eat it. Eat it like it was never there before, yet you have proof, and that proof is that cake top. So maybe truly baking a cake is like having a crush, but eating a cake after doing so is like losing one.

A slow burn is like a candle, you’re happy when you have reached the end of the candle because it makes you feel accomplished. But then you will miss the smell of the candle and buy another candle to forget about that smell.

Y’know I was thinking, what would be my fatal flaw? Second-guessing? The insomnia? The tendency to hate people? The independence I always seem to have? Y’know I think it’s probably the coffee addiction…yeah most likely.

No one is going to see this most likely, but I fucking hate when an author makes the main character forgive people way too easily. Like bitch tf? No y’all gotta earn it back you hear me? I will stop reading your fic if you make the character forgive too easily.