I am a fabulous duck, I like dog anus and mini ladd. I hate squirrels, as they remind me of the newspaper I was once slapped with and I temporarily died. I am here to write mini ladd fan fiction as he is my llama <3 . *Inspirational mode activates* I love you all, even if you all are mere bannaners compared to me. I have many Mini x (place-holder) fanfictions to make, gudbye you cunt nuggets. I am also a sailor. Oh wait, don't forget, I'm "sex" years old ;)