I have had multiple Wattpads, so when it says I joined Sept 27, 2013, its a lie. Now on the other hand it isn't because technically the first one I do not try to please other people. This is mine. My creative one. My baby. Heh. Input is always good, so is error corrections. These are unedited and definitely rough drafts.

Quotes From My Everyday Life:

"This is the time of night when everything is funny."
"The time to be tired is when tiredness falls upon us."
"I cant stand you because you are exactly like me."
"I wouldn't want you to starve while we eat our ham."
"The only place I'm famous is my moms Facebook, for doing stupid stuff."
"I just smiled at the thought that everyone could just die randomly right in front of me. That's weird right?"
"You mama has so many warts on her face it spells ugly in braille."

~MORE COMING SOON~