["Ah, hello? Hello, hello?"]
["Ah, there we go. Hello, and welcome to your new summer job at- W-wait, this is the wrong script-"]
Sound of papers shuffling.
["Okay, uh, I think I've got the right one now."]
["Oh, OH, OH NO IT'S BEEN RECORDING THIS WHOLE TIME HOLY SHIT UHHH-"]
Sound of panicking.
["UHHHH LEO CAN YOU TAKE OVER I THINK I SCREWED UP-"]

You hear a small laugh, "It's alright, just calm down."
"Welcome to our joint account, Lulan Celesta Fangz. Let's get basic introductions down and then onto our profile, yeah?"
"I'll go first, since uh... Dollface over here is having...script issues."
"My name's Leolan, I'm a trans FTM guy preferring they/them and he/him. Uh.. I didn't do much for this. shit. I'm basically a chaotic good gremlin - as some would call me - with the humour of a late teen and a mentality of a toddler. Anyways."
A few snaps are heard faintly.
"Uh I don't have much else to say besides welcome to the land of chaotic angst and somftness."

["Thank you doll ;w;"]
["Uhhh yeah, I suppose I should introduce myself too..."]
["Um, my name is Luna, I'm female so she/her, and I'm not even sure what I do. Um, I'm an anxiety-filled dragoness(black scales with purple underneath, in case you were wondering), and I'm also FULL OF ANGST, it's my main substance fuel. Currently hyperfixated on Hollow Knight, but my brain won't stop giving me crossover stories with that and Deltarune. Uhhhh, I suppose I'm chaotic neutral? I also play D&D, although I guess that isn't that important-"]
["Haha, ummmm, iiiiii GUESS THAT'S IT?? Um, bye! Have fun with our randomness!"]


["Also me and Leolan can and will adopt you as our internet child if we see fit- I MEAN HAHA WHAT-"]