Luna-208

Happy New Year   

I-eat-children-69

*Breaks down your door*
          
          
          
          
          ….
          
          Have you ever tried horseradish lemon soup.

I-eat-children-69

@Luna-208 
            
            Yes, yes it is.
            
            *starts sinking into the floor and disappearing sand-man style*
            
            Everyone should eat horseradish lemon soup ✨
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Luna-208

@ I-eat-children-69  ... no.. is it good?? 
            
            
            *proceeds to eat a bunch of chocolate, like 2 tons* 
            
            
            Should I try it ?? 
            
            
            
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I-eat-children-69

Luna-208

@ I-eat-children-69  (this is acceptable) 
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I-eat-children-69

@Luna-208 
            (AFTER I eat him in fun fun lemon times. Then we cannibalize him and you can have one arm. But not the hand, just the arm.)
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Luna-208

@ I-eat-children-69  (dammit, how about a deal? I get like one arm) 
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__serene_beauty__

Hi there,
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I-eat-children-69

Woah this is the first time you’ve ever changed your pfp since we meet *I think*

I-eat-children-69

@Luna-208 
            Ohhh, that’s true, I remember Alluka now lmao
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Luna-208

@ I-eat-children-69  haha, untrue, my first pfp was alluka, and I still had that when I first saw your shrek pfp plopin up in rewind (but I dunno if anyone noticed it when I changed my pfp for the first time, because the colour pallet stayed the same (/_;)/~~)
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I-eat-children-69

@Luna-208 
            You may make peace with yourself, my good friend, although I make call that sus
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Luna-208

@ I-eat-children-69  :) You have no chance. Also, am I supposed to make peace with myself, or do I need to choose another entity (god) to worship ? 
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I-eat-children-69

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Luna-208

@ I-eat-children-69  yep 
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I-eat-children-69

this message may be offensive
I DID IT, IF I SUDDENLY GO IFFLINE IR SOME SHIT ITS MY MOTHERS FAULT. YOU JOINING?
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I-eat-children-69

*Eats your carpet*

I-eat-children-69

@Luna-208 
            *Stares at the eggs, then starts to add in pepper and seasoning along with bacon bits as they cook*
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Luna-208

@ I-eat-children-69  *uses the oil to cook eggs on the floor (they surprisingly did not burn, though the floor did)
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I-eat-children-69

@Luna-208 
            Hey hey now that’s harassment *Proceeds to oil your wooden floors*
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