Lusting_ThomasBrodie

My birthday is next month. 
          
          I wanna read a good Vision x reader (could also include J.A.RV.I.S at the beginning) fic that's longer than 20k words and isn't any of the movies play by play, and is rated M for fucking mature cause I want to climb Vis like a tree. Please I am begging. Also it MUST have a happy ending and minor grammar mistakes because I'm a grammar nazi and pls for the love of God. Just send me a link. I'll dedicate a one shot to you(I've already written something), credit you, and post it before the end of the week. I'll also give you access to read some of my other stuff I've been writing. And if you want to read it I can send you the unfinished one shots of some Avengers, NCIS, and The Originals characters x reader non con and dub con smutty stuff I've been working on, if you're into that. 

Rant ahead concerning Endgame but there's only one halfish explicitly specific spoiler and bitch you should've already watched it by now. 
          
          I found out today that Marvel is doing a re-release of Endgame the end of this month. If you think for one fucking second that I'm gonna go sit through 2 hours and 50 goddamn minutes of repeated pain and injustice from the RUSSOS just for a ten minute (most likely cause I read that they're only gonna "surprise" us and add a post credits scene) half-assed "conclusion" then you're dead wrong. I'm upset and not over shit. No one except Thanos and his loyal lackeys deserved to die. Everything that happened has now sink in my mind and I am pissed. Every fucking goddamn day since I watched that cursed movie has had me in tears and I'm not fucking lying, I have been crying EVERY DAY over the injustice of what Marvel did to my babies. If you're mad cause I keep cussing then you can fuck off too. Marvel can go fuck themselves cause I am 100% done with their bullshit. I am never setting foot in a theater again with the sole purpose of watching another Marvel movie again, out of spite for how they just decided to fuck my heart and my feelings over (and many others). I can't even look at the number 3 or 0 without feeling fucking traumatized. Anything that remotely reminds me of the Avengers or anyone from MCU, my heart breaks, my eyes run, I DIE a little more inside each day. I can't even rewatch any of the other MCU movies without breaking down in fucking full on ugly ass infant crying. It's made my depression take a dive, and I'm just slowing losing my sanity. 
          
          Thank you for reading my Ted talk. 

I'm new to reading your Avengers x Reader Chatroom. Did you ever post your Avengers X Mermaid Reader story?

Am I the only one not liking this new look? 

I guess I'm on hiatus until further notice. 

It's abit unusual when I read reader inserts and the authors use "I" and "me" so I'll be changing everything (that's been unpublished and those that haven't reached y'all eyes yet) to "Your" and "you". Because I find it easier to grasp the events happening to ME when I read in second person point of view. 

⚠ WARNING ⚠ : Super long rant 
          
          *Me going through my AOS WIP*
          What the fuck??? Where's the rest???
          *Me realizing I'm the writer and I have to write the rest*
          Well fuck
          What do we do now?
          *Proceeds to aimlessly scroll and save gifs everywhere for potential fics*
          *A little voice in the corner of my mind*
          BITCH WHEN THE FUCK YOU GONNA USE ALL THESE GODDAMN GIFS? Clogging up ya flippin phone with useless shit
          I'll use them later
          We both know that's not happening
          *Me pausing and glancing at the time (2am),welp time to sleep! Too late to write now! *
          
          
          Omg. The fucking circles under my eyes. I can't even. I'm starting to look more like Rocket's sibling each day. Someone please help me. How do I NOT procrastinate? I should invest in rubber bands and snap them when I stray? Any suggestions? Advice? I'll be bothering y'all more here cause I deleted my Tumblr cause of the stupid ban. Also I'm anonymous, for the most part here. Only one or two of y'all would be able to recognize me cause you know what I look like Irl or maybe you wouldn't cause I'm looking like ROCKET WITH THESE BIG ASS BAGS. Ugh. Do any of y'all know what ASMR is? (Follow up question- do you get the tingles?) I've never found a reader insert fic that involves ASMR so yeah, you get where I'm going with this. Okay? Ok. 

I'm so sick of the wee little ones reading my shit that's NOT for them. Ugh. Listen here man, when I was 13, 14, 15 and 16 I was studying my fucking ass off. (I graduated at 16, we didn't have 12th grade like here in the US; explaining this shit here is too long). I didn't have goddamn time to read fanfics with content inappropriate for my young ass self. I didn't have a boyfriend, or girlfriend. I was studying cause my school was strict AS FUCK. I lived in a fucking third world country which meant the teachers could beat your ass if they wanted to and embarrass the fuck out of you and no one would bat a goddamn eyelash (I know it was wrong of them, so just don't start with me on this). All the fucking schools had dress codes. Fucking hell man. Oh Lord, I've also come across some users here who are 8-12 years and they're reading my shit that has ADULT jokes. Get your fucking ass off of wattpad and go read a fucking story book. You can come back in a few years. Why is this so hard to understand??? There's warnings before you start reading my shit! You think because you've been exposed to sex/related content that it's okay to read this shit when some of y'all aren't even in high school yet??? It's not healthy. Okay? It's NOT. I'M SORRY if I came across as harsh but I'm SOOOO sick of this. Now when I see y'all commenting on my stuff I WILL report you. I've been too nice, and I feel like I'm being taken advantage of. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. 

I'm looking for someone to proofread the first part of a story I've been working on. It's an Avengers x reader fic (an Infinity War fix it). You don't have to "proofread" specifically. I would just like to know your thoughts on it, if it sounds good, if it's flowing okay etc. 

If you've watched/is currently watching Netflix's Altered Carbon show (NOT the anime) and you're taking requests please please please write me Takeshi Kovacs x reader smut. I'm gonna cry, there's so little and he's so goddamn sexy. Ugh. I love his brooding, witty self, and oh Jesus. Pretty please? His voice, that butt, his hair, his smile. Holy lord. I'm done for. The way he fights! I've got it real bad. I think I'm gonna shove all my WIPs published and unpublished and just write him.