BIG fan of fantasy/romance books. 

Fave color:blue. Have loved this color almost my entire life.

Nationality:Asian and I'm damn proud of it!

Description of Me:tsk tsk, no stalkers, I'm not telling.
My favorite phrases:-Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
-Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

I very much hate sports. Except swimming, ironic though that I don't know how to swim. No clue how to ride a bike because I'm pretty sure I'll fall and die.
HATE math. Doesn't matter if I'm Asian, you goddamn rascist!
LOVE english and writing.

Things I Know about Life:
sarcasm makes the world go round.
So does the power of funny.

Funny stuff!
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Things to do in Walmart:

1. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask "why are you following me", yell "No I won't have sex with you!"

2.Run up to an employee while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him I need some tampons!

3.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

4.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

5.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

6.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

7. Throw skittles at people and yell "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

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Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?