MONARCH-OF-DARKNESS

Bro fuck these whores

Funny fanfic quote
          “If this is Donna ‘requesting a favour’ to squeeze in another project with a maximum budget, I’m going to eat my phone”

I tried to said something was rage bait and I went “girllll this beige”

I just sat in my room going “beem boom! Keekeekeekee. Beem boom! Whoop! Beem boom!
          (Ect)”

NO BECAUSE I WAS JUST DOING A SEX SCENE IN CAI(don’t judge me) AND I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE PLAY VOICE BUTTON AND IT STARTED PLAYING LIKE EWWWIE I DONT WANT THAT.

Stop cause I was reading Temu reviews and one was a 2 star review that just said “she cheated on me” like bro that ain’t the products fault

My mom thinks I’m hyperglycemic(or something similar, it’s got ‘hy’ and ‘glycemic’ At least-) and that I need to eat in small burst cause I have extreme bursts of high blood sugar after I eat and then really low after that

How do you guys differentiate between hallucinations and just WILDDDD imagination? Cause like I imagine really hard, but I also think I hear and see shit that isn’t there y’know? Is that just hyper-imagination or?

If you’re going to complain about “bearded men in a dress” in front of a trans person over gender less bathrooms, you can’t not make it about trans people. You can say your daughter feels uncomfortable, but that doesn’t change the fact that you come off as transphobic. And saying “I’m not scared of trans people” just shows that you don’t know shit about what transphobia is or trans people

Ok back again with funny quotes from fanfics that I like!
          
          “Like a girl trying to tame a wild horse that wants to kick her in the shins and reeks of alcohol.”
          
          In reference to a psychiatrist offering him a granola bar. I love it.