You want to know about me?.....................................I will take your silence as a yes. 

For starters I'm Americas average teenage Texan who shovels horse crap for a living-okay not really-I'm far from your stereotypical country hill billy. I Love farm animals, but not that much.  I am your average town mouse who throws gum wrappers on the floor when nobody's watching. 

(Yeah I litter But that's only when I don't make it into the trash can. Sue me)

I use to think books were so dumb, and a waste of time. But that was before i read twilight...

                                      ....................................Shut up.....................................

Anyways! From the twilight series it went on from there and eventually I ended up clicking on a link that said wattpad! I only clicked on it because i thought the name was weird.

What does wattpad even mean????

First person who answers that question gets 100,000 buckaroos!

Reading all these amazing stories from these young writers, and secretly sex addicted people- no really; these people can get into freaking detail!!! but nevertheless i was motivated into creating my own stories. 

You can really tell a lot about a person from just reading their stories. I that's how i intend to express myself to you guys. 

Do I Plan on publishing a story?

Sure, It's not number one on my bucket list, but if people think its better than twilight, then why not.

Since you don't really care about publishing a story then you wouldn't mind if someone took your ideas?

WHAT KIND OF DUMB QUESTION IS THAT? OF COURSE I MIND. I KNOW MY RIGHTS! IF ANYBODY THINKS ABOUT COPYRIGHTING MY STUFF IM CALLIN THE POPO!  
haha but seriously don't copy my stuff you will get reported.

Do you normally have really weird and disturbing conversations with yourself?

....This interview is over.

But I'm the one interview you and I'm you!

...Sometimes, I don't understand myself.

Who am I???

You are Sasha Fierce

...I worry about me.