Don't get me wrong sis I love all that angsty shit but sometimes---and especially here on Wattpad---it can get a lil ott and cringy. Use your angstyness wisely my fellow lost, dark friends. 

♤ Hi my name is Jeg, I'm 13 and I never fuckin learn in general

♤ 🖤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺😤🇦🇺🖤

♤ into true crime atm (I don't condone JEEZ)

♤ "Quoth the Raven, "HUAGHHHHHHHHHHH, AUGHHHHHHHHHHH, WUOAHHGHAHAHHHHHHH"
- Edgar Allan Poe, if The Raven was set in Australia

♤ I'm an edgelord who's really cringy

♤ all my crushes are either dead celebrities or fictitious 🙃

♤ The band Type O Negative is amazing, honestly 😧😧🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚

♤ "If it's old, there's a 75-80% chance I like it, unless you're a pedophile in that case, I hope you die in a flood caused by something going wrong with the pipes that carry sewerage so you get to drown in shit :))"

- me

♤ me described in one sentence: "weird flex but ok"

aight fellas I could do this forever but I doubt 80% of you have actually read through the whole thing and probably skimmed through it. I should probably go now so I'll you later, take care and remember to stay hydrated and both physically and mentally healthy. I love you, random stranger on the internet reading this, and remember:

MAPS ARE NOT VALID AND PEDOPHILES SHOULD NOT BE A PART OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY
  • In your entrance, Australia
  • JoinedFebruary 21, 2018


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sorry y'all but I'm gonna be deleting Hey, You! Yeah, I'm Talking To You! It's just really cringy for me to read over again and it's just kinda.... ugh. Bleh.F for H,Y! Y, ITTY! You will be (partial...
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