All you need to know about MacFrenzy: 

1) His house is built inside a giant clock, where the ticking lulls him to sleep every night. 

2) He once single-handedly fought and defeated a small army of ninjas to restore honor to his mentor. 

3) He successfully cloned a triceratops, and now keeps it around the house as a pet. He named it Basil. 

4) He is an author and editor currently living in New England. 

5) Only one of these facts are true. Make that two, counting this one.