*fake British accent because I'm super American* Why hello there everybody. My name is Mae, I'm 16, and I have a disastrous sense of humor. So of course, I made a story based on that, which might have been a bad idea. But we all make  questionable decisions in life, so here I am. Yay.



Anyways, it would be cool if you would read my story, even if it is written by someone who is talking to you in a fake British accent. If you've been reading this in an accent this whole time, you are now my best friend. Congratulations.



I don't really know where I'm going with this, so I'm gonna end it here. Drawn out conversations are awkward.



So . . .



Bye, I guess?



Yup.



Bye.