Now, you might be wondering, why am I on this godforsaken website of bad stories, reader x (insert big franchise), and terrible fanfiction?

Well, my English exercise book says this is a good website to start becoming an author.

That's not even a joke.

I draw sometimes too.

Oh yeah, if you're wondering what I'm spending most of my time on, 1,550 hours in Hearts of Iron 4 gives a good hint.