Mafiocat

Hey hey hey peeps, I've posted a new story. A much different turn from the usual I admit but still something I worked a bit on.
          	
          	I hope you have your reading glasses on because uh... This fic has over 8,000 words.
          	
          	Not really feeling about making new chapters ngl. Anyways, read it if you wanna, don't if you don't.
          	
          	I'll be doing more Konosuba related things in the future, but that's the future.
          	
          	Anyways, I'll be taking a nap.

Mafiocat

Hey hey hey peeps, I've posted a new story. A much different turn from the usual I admit but still something I worked a bit on.
          
          I hope you have your reading glasses on because uh... This fic has over 8,000 words.
          
          Not really feeling about making new chapters ngl. Anyways, read it if you wanna, don't if you don't.
          
          I'll be doing more Konosuba related things in the future, but that's the future.
          
          Anyways, I'll be taking a nap.

Mafiocat

Hey hey hey schaggers, it is I! The most resplendid MafioCat! Here to once more to just yap on to an audience of maybe most likely zero.
          
          Now, if you wanna ask about fanfiction progress, I'm proud to announce that I haven't been working on it for a bit. Now you may feel a bit... remiss, betrayed, potentially befuddled by my sudden, or more so lack thereof of development.
          
          But please, that is all but completely understandable.
          
          But  you see, the problem I currently face is... well... Exams, motivation for writing this story in particular, just not feeling it, the whole host of blights that come with writing. I definitely still WANT to write, I am now actually, and with my own characters too (The one you see in my banner), I've already wrote a couple of short stories too but like...
          
          Look, I know it's 'write what you want to write' but c'mon, I like big number! Plus I'm... much more particular when pushing out my own characters now as opposed to writing a fanfiction when I was much younger.
          
          But hey, that's what this yapping session is for.
          
          Whether I SHOULD or SHOULD NOT post up my non-fanfiction 100% original story. I need some conversing, a feel for it you know?

SimpusMogus

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@Mafiocat Just give me a story, I'm here for your writing style.
            I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT IT IS, THE SOLE REASON I FOLLOWED YOU IS BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY YOU WRITE.
            
            So you should definitely post them, at the very least satisfy my curiosity, will you? :3
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Mafiocat

Hello there everyone! It is I! MafioCat!
          
          If you're wondering, no I'm not dead. But I also haven't been writting recently, but I have been drawing a lot still.
          
          If you're wondering what, I've updated my fic to which you can see a chapter way ahead of the current reworked chapters. This chapter... will be my special.
          
          It's chapter 16 with the big words in capital [TEASER] btw

SimpusMogus

@Mafiocat That's preferably why I like it as much as I do.
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Mafiocat

@SimpusMogus I mean... I consider my style and humour very dependent on references.
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SimpusMogus

@Mafiocat Alright, bet. I've gotta be honest, even though your drawing style is not as fleshed out as some of the other people I've heard of, it is by far the funniest and most unique
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Mafiocat

Herro ebrynya! 
          I've finished rewritting chapter 4 of my fanfic and uhm...
          
          It's 7 thousand words long.
          
          Expect similar chapter lengths in the future.

SimpusMogus

@Mafiocat we go gym zyzz creatine alpha sigma codea borne.
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Mafiocat

There's also a literally me frfr reference with literal me but with magic being cross overed with literally me but with musical talent
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ItsVeri

Your description is literally so real, it's the same reason I'm here. Also, it's pretty much every teenager my age's playground if they have a google account and like writing.

ItsVeri

Seriously??? A mouse????
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Mafiocat

@ItsVeri I say this writing is not the BEST since afterall, it's supposed to introduce them without actually showing their deeper personality, more like just introduce their schtick.
            
            Also I'm using FireAlpaca, using a trusty old mouse to draw everything.
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ItsVeri

Wowza :0. (Plz tell me you didn't wake or smthn because of this, cuz I literally just woke up)
            
            My said six idiots are my entire main cast. They're also all in a magic school and will probably flunk out for different reasons. You know it's bad when someone thinks they can pull off the cartoon thumb tack trick, and actually does since their magic doesn't leave any traces.
            
            Honestly, I think it seems fine enough, it wasn't too bad. Your character's are actually interesting and have personality.
            
            Also, what program are you using to draw? I use something that has like... four features (not joking), and it kinda sucks. They're all round (and, normally my art style appreciates roundness, so, it's way too round.)
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Mafiocat

You know, rereading my entire fanfic was a real eye-opener. As in I want to open and replace my eyes.
          
          I can NOT for the life of me understand how this fic got this much attention or votes. Fortunately, I'm rereading this and as the author, I have executive authority.
          
          So worry not those who decide to like, read this post, I'm sure you won't, I'll be replacing my pretentious writings of a very tired 14 year old worn downed by quarantine and instead replace them with pretentious writings of a somehow even more tired 16-year-old! 
          
          How fun. Though I am interested in writing a new story...

SimpusMogus

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@Mafiocat I also beat myself up for all the romance cliches I used for my previous story. Seriously, it is the reason I also hate mutual harems. It's so fricking hard to write. One person wants this girl to be main, the other wants this one.
            
            It's only a matter of time before you get fed up.
            
            And so, I ended it as soon as the confessions went though, and I fucked off to the next. Now instead of focusing on romance, I'm focusing on Character Development and Background/Backstory while following an Amnesia Plotline.
            
            All in all, you can only use romance in so many ways before each one of them gets repetitive, even if you haven't written/read them yet. ESPECIALLY HAREMS.
            
            (Though, this is Wattpad. Harems sell, romance sells a bit less, and... Non-Romance doesn't sell at all.
            
            My tip is just advertize your story as romance, preferably harem, and just don't do it. By the time your readers realize that it's not a harem, they'll already be sold on the current plotline and thus continue reading.
            
            Did that in Caring Soul and now I average 1000 Readers every new chapter. Also managed to reach 100,000 Reads and over 15,000 Comments in less than a year, while preserving just one love interest.
            
            My point is, people are horny. Just say you also are, but don't be. Because that's what will drag you down in the end.)
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Mafiocat

@dengandos And finally, "God's Blessing on This IRL Dungeon", his most recent Konosuba fanfic. Doorways appear suddenly as Kazuma comes back after buying his game, from there he meets the rest of the cast. And through his phone, he's able to see and improve his stats whilst also being able to see his bond stats with the people he's close with. As well as this, he's able to improve himself through quests that are specifically aimed at improving him as a person. It's a story about self-improvement, similar to the last Konosuba fic, however unlike the last one which only really focuses on Aqua and Kazuma's relationship specifically with everyone else being interesting but not so important side characters, this novel perfectly juggles the chemistry between Kazuma and everyone (especially between Aqua, Yunyun, and Rin), including Mitsurugi and his parents. The inclusion of the bond rank, as well as quests provides Kazuma with the self-confidence needed to improve himself and to pursue relations.
            
            Honestly I'm just GUSHING over how good it is! I wanna say more but I'll practically spoil them all. I need more people to read BoringBones work.
            
            ((Sorry, I was geeking out so much that I exceeded the word count))
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Mafiocat

@dengandos Yeah yeah, but that's for the future. Probably will contain my own cast of idiots that I've been writing for years now...
            
            Actually, I'll tell you the premise of the novels that I've read so far.
            
            "Gods Blessing on This IRL Streamer" is a novel that takes place in... Well, real life. The basic premise is that Kazuma is a NEET who simps over Aqua who is an IRL Streamer, one day a girl appears at his front door scamming him to do her homework. This later evolves as they began hanging out more into a romance that's just... AMAZING I'm just telling you. The character growth that Kazuma goes through as he becomes a popular dude is just satisfying to see. Plus the sex is top tier, even just the kissing scenes is magnificent. As of now, it's THE best Aqua X Kazuma fic I've ever read. The ending was just MAGNIFICENT and the final author afterword was just great.
            
            "Bocchie the Normie" follows Bocchi who decides to actually pay attention to the fact that she has a YouTube Channel. It follows her journey as she builds up her web of lies in more elaborate and comedic ways, involving her team members in her efforts to seem like the popular girl she lies that she is. As a result, she blows up. In the novel, the band and channel both become ultra famous, with the latest chapter having Kessoku Band be so popular they sell out entire concerts by themselves. Bocchi and her bands journey to improve as well as her personal growth is simply fantastic. It does contain spoilers for up to... Volumr 3 and 4 of the manga. Also it contains Bocchi being shipped with one of the characters. Kissing only at the moment but it makes me giddy.
            
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Mafiocat

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After a... short... break, I've finally come back!
          That's right, this shitty ass fanfic can now have an update! Anyways, you may have been wondering where I have been. 
          
          Short Answer: I was getting a life
          
          Long Answer: School and shit was happening, family stuff, my birthday... AOT season final, actually watching Jujutsu Kaisen, also just got Hollow Knight and now have around 5-6 hours of playtime.
          Since I am pretty bored right now, I decided to just continue working.

Hackerbot2077

@ Mafiocat  you liked AOT finally?
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Mafiocat

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Alright, so... I've made a new chapter for my shitty ass fanfiction... what now?
          
          I mean I'm not gonna work on it because, you know, I'm a fanfiction writer. That's just what we do.
          
          Enough joking aside, I might not be able to work on my story for the next... maybe 2-3 weeks? School and shit of course, anyways, see yall till I create another chapter.