Blitz and Dezi

This is a joint account. As the one typing this is a lazy ass, he decided to do just two paragraphs, one for himself and the other one who is on this account.

Blitz-

Name? Obvious from the fucking thing that starts this out. If you cannot figure it out? I claim you to be a fuckin' idjit. I'm eighteen, and probably the most boring sack of shit you will come across. That's sarcasm dumbass. Anyway, I enjoy Homestuck, and its variations. I have been writing since a very young age, and I have a IDGAF complex these days. Mess with my shit, I mess with you. That basically means, trash my lil sis' work and I will fuck yo shit up. I roleplay, religiously. My main characters are the Captors from Homestuck, with a lil Ampora mixed in for some Irish spice. I enjoy music with an unending passion, and am a very loyal person, even if I am an asshole. I am happily in a relationship, that is not sexual in any way or nature, as I am an asexual. If you don't know what that means assbutt, you're more stupid than I thought you were. I end my info here, as I am starting to turn into a fucking ranter and that is something I keep as a secret pass-time hobby, 'whoops' I told you. Well here's Dezi.

Dezi-

Well.. basically, opposite of him. I am very protective, like he is, and go psycho randomly. If you can't deal with it? Shove some smuppet rump up your ass. Unless you are into something kinky like that, then don't. I'm usually a cheery person though! So feel free to talk to me because I talk a LOT. Try and avoid me if I'm in psycho mood though! I can be really scary hehe. OH! I'm single. ;D Until Homestuck becomes real and Dave/Dirk becomes real and sweeps me off my feet. Ohhhh mama. Oh yeah, or Gamzee drags me off to his Dark Carnival. *grins evilly and wiggles her eyebrows in a rather suggestive manner, winking afterward*