I'm your local depressed bi-spy and my hobbies include swearing, breaking shit, swearing, pretending I have a life, swearing, and occasionally writing. Also a bit more fucking swearing. I'm bi-romantic and my sexuality is no.
I do really, really enjoy hugging, though.


Ok so chances are I'm gonna be really on-off with Wattpad nowadays and my updating habits are really bad because I'm actually working on a different story at the moment that has nothing to do with Wattpad and it's kinda my big focus point.


I recently finished Demon Road and now my life is complete. It's so  s h i n y . 
MY BIG SISTER FUCKING DAMAGED MY DEMON ROAD BOOK HOLY SHIT  W H Y .

Despite the whole constantly swearing thing, I'm actually not, like, a really awful person, and I'm totally open for a chat whenever if you'd like one. I'm chill with anyone and I literally only care about whether or not you're a nice person.


*Points at @Pizzaandtacos* Everyone follow this hilarious person right now or I'll rip your hearts out through your kneecaps. 
*Points at @Elite6o6* Ayyye remember that time I accidentally punched Daniel in the face?
*Points at @Indominus_Rekt* You got me into Elfen Lied and I still haven't forgiven you.
*Points at @crystalkeepers* Precious cinnamon roll. Also, I'm damn certain you're a genetically altered super genius. 
*Points at @beIlatrix* You were (sorta) in one of my dreams and the world literally fucking blew up because you changed your username to something super long (no that shit was terrifying there were so many fucking numbers) so I couldn't hack into it. 
I've now killed at least five fairies for the sake of making shitty "jokes" that no-one else will understand.
But it was worth it.

And to all of my followers: you're all cute and lovely and wonderful and I hope you have a very happy day/night/whatever if you live in a timeless vortex, dear hearts.