MaidofDeath

That awkward moment when you're wondering why your stomach hurts so bad and then you realise outta the blue it's because you haven't eaten at all in roughly three-four days. 
          Does this mean I only get a bronze medal in self-care or do I at least get silver for realizing?

Not tryna be disrespectful or shit, but how can some people NOT love exploring forests/woods, though? Or abandoned buildings for that matter? H O W ???

There is seriously nothing more cringe-worthy than someone complaining about something and then getting pissed with others for complaining about the same thing. How self-absorbed and borderline entitled are you? Come on.
          I think the only thing that comes close are the idiots who make bias, false claims to support their own little theory/internal bubble without actually checking to see if the shit they're spewing out is true or not.

Ok, can someone please explain this shit to me because I’m so fucking fed up with society?
          Woman has lots of sex/boyfriends: Called a slut.
          Man has lots of sex/girlfriends: Hailed a champion.
          Woman is a virgin: Considered a pure blessed being of holiness and light who rides around on unicorns.
          Man is a virgin: Considered an absolute loser and his goal in life must be to have sex to “become a real man.” 
          What the fuck. Just… how in the absolute fuck is this considered a socially acceptable/‘healthy’ mindset at all?

You can't just break into creepy run-down places without being accompanied by that one sensible person who thinks it's a bad idea and tries to get you to leave every five minutes. You just can't. I'm looking at you, @beIlatrix.

I wonder if everyone against gun control would change their mind if I bought a gun and shot them in the face.

"I am not 'full of hate' as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine." is probably the most accurate quote I can relate to.

@MaidofDeath *claps like the Joker from the Dark Knight*

Wow. I am so geniunely fucking confused that my old high school somehow thinks they're a really amazing place when their oh-so mature reaction to losing my laptop and all of its data (like the book I'd worked over two fucking years on) was to blame me for it and then refuse to search for it.
          Fucking Scone High, people. Let's give them a round of applause for sheer dickery.

Pro's and con's of stealing late-night snacks when your parents bedroom is literally right next to the kitchen:
          Pro's: You learn how to become a silent fucking ninja.
          Con's: Jesus, Mary, Jospeh, Abraham and the donkey that carried them to Bethlehem, that shit is so unbelievably stressful I think I just fucking died a little.