Me

Omg!!!! I'm exactly the same as you!! Like word for word exactly the same!!! :-D 
          
          On my wall I've got that conversation of one of the many times you said I owned your heard instead of heart haha!! It's so funny!! Gosh we were scally wags weren't we!?
          
          I got your message after I came in from tour, soaking wet and freezing cold and it sent warm shivers through Friday me when I read it!! :-D 
          
          I miss our crazy converaations! We must habe another soooooooon!! :-D
          
          Oxoxo I love you pedo bear!

There's only 1 thing, 2 say, 3 words 4 yooooou! 
          IIII LOOOOOVE YOOOOU! 
          
          And I'm so freaking sorry I've been M.I.A the last few times and haven't been talking to you D:
          
          *Becomes an emo and plays the horizontal violin as a way to let out my sorrow for not returning your messages*
          *sniffle*
          
          I have been frantically trying to get things ready for going back to school: 
          -Getting my uniform ready.
          -actually FINDING my uniform so I can get it ready. 
          -trying to finish last minute paintings so I can give a big "stuff you" to my art teacher who thinks I don't know how to pick up a paint brush and paint.
          -finishing off all the other work that I was meant to do that I never did.
          -trying to get my sleeping pattern back to normal so I don't wake up a zombie at 6AM in the morning.
          -remembering WHY I am meant to wake up at that ungodly hour of the morning.
          -washing the cat.
          -finding the treasure.
          -interperative dancing with the leprechaun that lives next door.
          -riding charlie the unicorn all the way to candy mountain and becoming the banana king.
          -learning to speak Italian so I can seduce Jensen Ackles into bed while sounding super sexy and irresisstable.
          - rapping along side Nicki Minaj and becoming a millionaire when we become rap gods together.
          
          *grrr* WHAT A LIFE! 
          
          I didn't realise I left the tab open with Wattpad going :( If I did I promise I would have stopped doing each and every thing on that list so I could talk to you! 
          
          PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY! 
          I MEAN HOW SORRY I AM FROM THE VERY DEEPEST PART OF MY MAIA FILLED HEART! 
          
          I LOVE YOU! 
          
          FOREVER!
          
          AND EVER!
          
          BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE WITHOUT LOVING YOU! 
          
          I'M LOST WITH OUT YOU! 
          
          Please forgive me!
          
          OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX!!!!
          
          ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
          MMMMMWWWWWAAAAAH!
          

@Sassy_sistah I was wondering why you hadnt replied to my reply thing and then I looked at it yesterday and was like oh crap I didnt tag her in it :P 
          Aww I love your mummy too!!
          :O I cant freaking wait for your letter :D Did you win your football/soccer match and by the way you look freaking gorgeous in your ball.prom/dance blue dress. I dont know what the occasion was for but you looked to pretty *wipes tear* "they grow up so fast" 
          XOXOOXXO LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
          

OH! 
          AND I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
          VERY MUCHLY! :D :D :D 
          OXOXOXOXOX
          ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

BABY!
          OMG! I LOVE MY MUMMY SO MUCH! 
          She brought me a big international package/ envelope thingy so I can send it to you! 
          AND!!!! She got some vegemite & lollies to give to you too! !! ! ! !!!! !!
          !! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!! ! !!!!!!! ! !!! !! 
          WOOHOO! 
          I am now currently writing your letter :D 
          well.... I will right after I finish writing this ;)

@Sassy_sistah OMG I JUST WROTE A MASSIVE THING OUT AND BOOM I DELETED IT AND IT WONT COME BACK!! I HAVE TO RE-WRITE IT ALL!!! >:( <<angry face :D
          ok here I gooooooooo. 
          WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO REPORT YOU!!!! How could you think that I, Maia pedobear, would NEVER want to report you, HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT.. ok so am being a tad bit dramatic there ;) .... someone has been on here and read your post and reported you and I am angrrryyy I will unreport you... I must find who this spy is who has reported you so I can beat them. And now you have your letter I can let the postman I had captive go, dont worry he is fine just a few bruises :P heheheheheheeehhaahhaa im so silly, anyways!!! 
          YOU GOT MY LETTER HOLY MOLY!! I AM SO HAPPY!!! Dont worry I make the ugly faces when I have them too but they are soo addicted and make my jaw ache and go all weird!
          I am glad you liked my letter WOOP WOOP!!! *PARTAAYS LIKE MAD* 
          hehee the tattoos are cute arent they!! 
          :O I GET ANOTHER LETTER FROM YOU OMG I FEEEL SO SPECIAL!! ANOTHER ONE *nearly faints* AAAAHH I CANT WAIT, ALREADY BUZZING LIKE A BEE WITH EXCITEMENT...
          I found that my tutor looks slightly (not much but a bit) like chris evan that nommy son of a nom! he has brown hair though thats longer and Im not sure if he is muscley though but I hope :P is it weird to think of a teacher like that? hmmmm oh well!!!!!! okkkkkayyyyy I will speak to you later and unreport your post cuz I dont find it offensive!!!!!! IT IS AMAZING!!!! 
          OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
          love you toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :D XOXOXOX

OMG! PLEASE DON'T REPORT ME! 
          I must have gotten a little bit excited at one point...
          HEHEHE! OOPS! 

SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THINGS THAT IS HOLY!!
          I GOT YOUR LETTER TODAY!!
          *screams like a little girl on Christmas*
          I was opening the lolly that was taped to the edge of the packet and it came out of it's packet so I ate it before I read the packet AND SWEET FATHER OF A COW! MY EYES TEARED UP AND MY FACE CONTORTED INTO THE UGLIEST  FACE IN THE HISTORY OF UGLY FACES! 
          Holy crap it was sour! 
          AND THEN I read your note about how it was a sour lolly hahhaha. Go me :P
          And thank you very muchly for the lollies! They are almost as sweet as you ;)
          I put that tattoo on my wrist and took a photo so I can show you because I'm a cool kid and that's how I roll =D
          I shall reply to everything you wrote in your letter in my next letter so I actually have something to write because you know how retarded I get when I just ramble on and on and on :P
          Maybe I should make a draft so I know what I'm writing.... NAAAAH! 
          Spontanious Randomness. 
          That's what I now call what is my letters to you :)
          I think it is the best kind of randomness :)
          Because you can't really get "planned randomness" it's a bit of an oxymoron...
          ANYWAY! 
          OMG! I CAME UP WITH AN EPIPHINY (...EPIFINY... EPIPHANY <--- HAH! GOT IT! =D ) 
          wait... shit! I forgot what it was....
          It'll come back to me soon :) 
          OMG! I HAVE MY FIRST SOCCER GAME TOMORROW! :O I'M SO NERVOUS! We've been put into the premier league so we are versing people that are in the New Zealand team! :O EEEEEP! 
          OH! I REMEMBER! 
          I was in Bio the other day... I think it was yesterday? Thursday.... ANYWAY! 
          And you know how we made that "154 Reasons Why I Love Being A Girl" list? 
          WELL! My student teacher looks like Thor Knai. Except more cute than that "steamy broodingly sexy" look he has. 
          BUT YEAH! I was like, HOLY CRAP but I didn't tell anyone because I thought that would be weird if I announce that in class.... teehee
          HOLY CRAP! I JUST LOOKED AT HOW MUCH I'VE WRITTEN! 
          I DIDN'T KNOW I WROTE SO MUCH! :O
          I'VE GOT TO GO NOW!!! :(
          OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
          LOOOOOVE YOU! 
          ♥♥♥

@Sassy_sistah
          OMG!!! I thought you died on... saturday is that when we were talking about the depressing raising money thing? I dunooo anyways I thought you died or something when I sent you like 4 messages, then I thought you were ignoring me cuz I was being annoying or some shizzam and I had no idea!! 
          YAY FOR POPPING CANDY LOLLYPOP THINGY!!! 
          I have bad news..... YOU FORTUNE COOKIE GOT SMASHED UP so now I have to get you another, I left it in my back and forgot to take it out so now its a little bit deaded :P 
          :O so much work so little time, do you have easter holidays coming up soon? Mine start on thursday which it like friday morning for you I think. 
          I am still feeling icky!! I was fine Saturday and fine Sunday I went to see the hunger games (WHICH WAS OMSG AMAZING!!!) then monday and today I feel ill again, im thinking a day off tomorrow is gooood!
          OK I think I have written enough now!! 
          LOVE YOU TOOO AND I DO FEEL THE LOVE AND LOTS OF IT!!
          LOVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS!! 
          
          PS I swear I have done loads and loads of '!!' in this message oh well it adds 
           
          PPS: in the raising money thing the main total ended up being *drum roll* £50,000,000!!!  OMG!!
          OOOOO and I did a sponsored silence at school today which was probably the hardest thing ever!!! ok now I have talked enough.. PHEWWW *Wipes sweat* 
          Why do I talk so damn much!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXO
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AND NOW I'M LIKE: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOH! BABY BABY BABY OOOOHHH!
          ANYWAY! 
          OMG! 
          I FINALLY WENT DOWN TO THE SHOPS AND GOT YOU YOUR POPPING CANDY/LOLLIPOP!!!
          THAT MEANS I CAN SEND IT ASAP!!!
          :D :D :D :D 
          I'm so sorry it has taken me so long! I have so much freaking school work it's not even funny :/ Apparently my class has already started a couple of assignments and they a due next weeK? NOT GONNA HAPPEN BRO! I founf out about them today! :O
          ANY WAY! 
          I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH! 
          ALL MY HEART! 
          AND SOUL! 
          ^ Oh snap! I've never said that to anyone before :P Feel the love? HAHA
          ANY WAY! I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP NOW! I AM FIGHTING TO STAY AWAKE AS I'M TYPING THIS! 
          LOVE YOU! 
          XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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