Well Where to Begin!
I live in New Zealand! In a Place called Matamata ( Most of you know it as "Hobbiton" If you are into the Lord Of The Rings series! )
I love soccer! Football! whatever you want to call it! I still think it is an amazing sport. =]
I love! painting and drawing! I'm not the best, but I'm pretty good! =]
I think 'Yo Mama' Jokes and 'Little Johnny' are hilarious! =D
I like saying "that's what she said" at inappropriate times ;)
I go to school at Aquinas College in Tauranga and am embarking on my 7th form year! =] <--- Like a freaking jungle, I'm telling you!
English sucks at school. My teachers think I don't take it seriously enough so I thought I would write a book to set her straight. And it's also fun! So that's a bonus!! =]
Fluro colors are TANK. Fluro orange is the best color ever invented. And when you stripe them together that is like jizz on a plate!
The Wild Thornberry's is the BEST cartoon series/movie ever invented... Spongebob is a close 2nd
I do tae kwon do martial arts =] I have been for a couple of years and am currently a Green, blue tip =]
I want to be a Psychologist when I leave the jungle! =]
I have been told to calm the f**k down because I was too happy =P I take that as a compliment more than anything else =]
I don't suffer from hyperactivity, I enjoy every moment of it! =D
Forrest Gump is a L-E-G-E-N-D nothing more needs to be said. =D
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Nov 05, 2012 08:08AM
@serendipity14 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH BABY! I LOVE YOU! BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE SQUASH?! IT'S FREAKING JIZZTASTIC! Just sayin' ;) Sarah Collins - describing things to be orgasmic since 1995View all Conversations
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