Well Where to Begin!

I live in New Zealand! In a Place called Matamata ( Most of you know it as "Hobbiton" If you are into the Lord Of The Rings series! )

I love soccer! Football! whatever you want to call it! I still think it is an amazing sport. =]

I love! painting and drawing! I'm not the best, but I'm pretty good! =]

I think 'Yo Mama' Jokes and 'Little Johnny' are hilarious! =D

I like saying "that's what she said" at inappropriate times ;)

I go to school at Aquinas College in Tauranga and am embarking on my 7th form year! =] <--- Like a freaking jungle, I'm telling you!

English sucks at school. My teachers think I don't take it seriously enough so I thought I would write a book to set her straight. And it's also fun! So that's a bonus!! =]

Fluro colors are TANK. Fluro orange is the best color ever invented. And when you stripe them together that is like jizz on a plate!

The Wild Thornberry's is the BEST cartoon series/movie ever invented... Spongebob is a close 2nd

I do tae kwon do martial arts =] I have been for a couple of years and am currently a Green, blue tip =]

I want to be a Psychologist when I leave the jungle! =]

I have been told to calm the f**k down because I was too happy =P I take that as a compliment more than anything else =]

I don't suffer from hyperactivity, I enjoy every moment of it! =D

Forrest Gump is a L-E-G-E-N-D nothing more needs to be said. =D
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Sassy_sistah Sassy_sistah Nov 05, 2012 08:08AM
@serendipity14 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
OH BABY! I LOVE YOU! 
BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE SQUASH?!
IT'S FREAKING JIZZTASTIC! 
Just sayin' ;)
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