Hello, hello! I'm a fanfic writer from a03 branching out and trying some more original stuff! I love indie horror, Bigfoot, cats, dogs, horses, Pokémon (been a fangirl for over a decade now) and just telling whatever dumb little stories come to mind, along with the help of the world's greatest calico cat, Chief Editor Butters. 

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  • Running away from cryptids in the woods
  • JoinedAugust 6, 2025




Story by Malamari
The Bar is in Hell by Malamari03
The Bar is in Hell
Cain, history's First Murderer, has been festering in Hell for eons; cursed by God, loathed by Death, and tor...
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