Malec17803

@Mustache_Derpie  Way to stay on topic. . .haha. And yes I was laughing very hard because your attention span. . .is very. . .different. Hahaha I'm kidding I love you your hilarious. 
          	          -Elaine

bolbbalgansachungi

I'm too lazy to even add the parts I cut out, in, so there's no part 3.
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bolbbalgansachungi

That was part one, part two is..
          	  What's your favorite type of gun? Mine's a Barrett 50 Caliber Sniper Rifle. (I only said that just to sound complicated. My favorite gun is actually just a simple Glock 19 Gen 4 Custom.. Which is basically a regular pistol.. *chuckles nervously*) So. Now on the topic of favoritism.. Who's your favorite artist? What about your favorite band? I like Taylor Swift, and Twenty Øne Piløts.. Do you like T. Swizzle? Like Swiss cheese.. I hate Swiss cheese. (Cue Obama's gasp.) I prefer cheddar. One time I accidentally dropped something down the stairs. It was my grilled cheese sandwich. *starts sobbing* I get bored easily.. I also have this project that's due on Tuesday, and I haven't even started it yet. We started it last week. I mean month. I should probably start. Oh well. Do you like Canadians? I think they're nice. My friend lives in Alberta. Who's your favorite superhero? Mine's the Flash. He's awesome. I'm gonna go start my project. Bye. (By the way, I wanted to add more, so but if it doesn't make sense, blame Wattpad. It was too long, so I cut some of it out.) -Ivy
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bolbbalgansachungi

:) I never stay on topic. Do you like dogs? I hate dogs. (Cue the gasps here.) I'm more of a kitty person. One day I dream of being a kitty person. (Barack Obama says, "Do you mean a cat lady?" NO BARACK. NO. I DO NOT LIKE THE TERM CAT LADY. I PREFER KITTY GIRL, OKAY? SO JUST SHUDDAP.) I really hope Hilary Clinton becomes president. If Donald the Tôupee Wearing Dûckface Idiot becomes president, I'll move to Austria. Then I'll visit Hîtler's birthplace. While I'm in Europe, I'll visit Frank, the leader of Isis.(I dunno if his name was Frank. It could be Billy Bob Joe. Or ShizzleShoup. Who knows? He could've been undercover, and his name is actually Hannibal ShizzleShoup. [I might name my child that.. *smirks evilly*] No.. My child's name would be something like, Robertson, if it's a girl. If it's a boy, then I'll name it KellyClarkson. *starts humming* "This is my heartbeat song, and I'm gonna play it, been so long, I forgot how to turn it up, up, up, up, all night long. Oh up, up, all night long. You.. Where the hêck [It's actually the 'h-e-double-hockey-stick' word, but I get really guilty whenever I curse.] did you come from? You're a different, different kind of fun. And I'm so used to feeling numb. Now, I've got pins and needles on my tongue. Anticipating what's to come. Like a finger on a loaded gun..")
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Malec17803

@Mustache_Derpie  Way to stay on topic. . .haha. And yes I was laughing very hard because your attention span. . .is very. . .different. Hahaha I'm kidding I love you your hilarious. 
                    -Elaine

bolbbalgansachungi

I'm too lazy to even add the parts I cut out, in, so there's no part 3.
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bolbbalgansachungi

That was part one, part two is..
            What's your favorite type of gun? Mine's a Barrett 50 Caliber Sniper Rifle. (I only said that just to sound complicated. My favorite gun is actually just a simple Glock 19 Gen 4 Custom.. Which is basically a regular pistol.. *chuckles nervously*) So. Now on the topic of favoritism.. Who's your favorite artist? What about your favorite band? I like Taylor Swift, and Twenty Øne Piløts.. Do you like T. Swizzle? Like Swiss cheese.. I hate Swiss cheese. (Cue Obama's gasp.) I prefer cheddar. One time I accidentally dropped something down the stairs. It was my grilled cheese sandwich. *starts sobbing* I get bored easily.. I also have this project that's due on Tuesday, and I haven't even started it yet. We started it last week. I mean month. I should probably start. Oh well. Do you like Canadians? I think they're nice. My friend lives in Alberta. Who's your favorite superhero? Mine's the Flash. He's awesome. I'm gonna go start my project. Bye. (By the way, I wanted to add more, so but if it doesn't make sense, blame Wattpad. It was too long, so I cut some of it out.) -Ivy
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bolbbalgansachungi

:) I never stay on topic. Do you like dogs? I hate dogs. (Cue the gasps here.) I'm more of a kitty person. One day I dream of being a kitty person. (Barack Obama says, "Do you mean a cat lady?" NO BARACK. NO. I DO NOT LIKE THE TERM CAT LADY. I PREFER KITTY GIRL, OKAY? SO JUST SHUDDAP.) I really hope Hilary Clinton becomes president. If Donald the Tôupee Wearing Dûckface Idiot becomes president, I'll move to Austria. Then I'll visit Hîtler's birthplace. While I'm in Europe, I'll visit Frank, the leader of Isis.(I dunno if his name was Frank. It could be Billy Bob Joe. Or ShizzleShoup. Who knows? He could've been undercover, and his name is actually Hannibal ShizzleShoup. [I might name my child that.. *smirks evilly*] No.. My child's name would be something like, Robertson, if it's a girl. If it's a boy, then I'll name it KellyClarkson. *starts humming* "This is my heartbeat song, and I'm gonna play it, been so long, I forgot how to turn it up, up, up, up, all night long. Oh up, up, all night long. You.. Where the hêck [It's actually the 'h-e-double-hockey-stick' word, but I get really guilty whenever I curse.] did you come from? You're a different, different kind of fun. And I'm so used to feeling numb. Now, I've got pins and needles on my tongue. Anticipating what's to come. Like a finger on a loaded gun..")
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bolbbalgansachungi

Hello. (Omg first time I greeted someone without saying 'Hai.') So I dun like being myself. Myself is serious. I dun like being serious. I would rather focus on positivity and happiness, than being serious and wasting life focusing on consequences. And I like life. (Not really.) And the Haters can suck my lollipop. Then I'll shove them off of my rainbow. And make my unicorns stomp over them. But first, I'll probably give them some drugs to make them feel high. (Haha, rainbows, high, get it? No? Okay, continue.) What was I talking about? I  dunno. I feel like Connor Franta (Imagine the jealous female werewolves growling, [Haha, growling, werewolves, get it? No? Again, continue.] "He's mine!" Funny, his mother probably said the same thing when the doctors got confused which baby is whose at the hospital.) PERSON, WHAT'S YOUR FIRST NAME?? TELL MEE.. 
          *switches to serious personality* Welcome, my fellow muggles, to the world of my brain, in which I think of.. Things that you must have a really professional college degree from Harvard to know. But since I, Myself, don't have a really professional college degrees from Harvard, I shall tell you. Did you know that the quadratic formula is negative 'b' plus or minus the square root of 'b' squared minus four 'a' 'c' over two 'a'? You probably did. Oh well. The highest my voice can go, is to Mount Everest. Ha. Anyway, search up 'Life.' On Google. Not Bing, or Yahoo, do it on Google. Why? Because I like Google. Anyway, after searching up 'life', you will get a bunch of motivational quotes, pictures, and other things that will easily brighten up your day. Literally. I mean, who only uses yellows, and blues, and greens? Add in a little red, or black, please. By now I'm ranting, so goodbye. Oh, and I hope this made you laugh. :) -Ivy