Hi there, my name's Robyn!  

I have taken MULTIPLE Buzzfeed tests and have come to the conclusion that my spiritual age is between 50-1,275 years old

Just your typical tall-ass psycho grandma just going off and sipping their tea in the corner

"JUST GIVE ME A SECOND"

Damn- why does everyone else have great profiles? I don't know what to wriiite-

Honest liar? Check
Law abiding criminal? Check
Confusing morals? Check check check

"I just forgot what I was going to say..."

 I FOUND A FAMILY "who doesn't know I exist~" ...emo-ass gacha-
AHEM-HEM-
Father that likes chasing me with knives ;-; : @AllianaAvelinJackson
Mother loves me the most ( ha suck it Anna) : @1-800-DESI-GIRL 
Older sister that is apparently my wife and grand aunt... NO INCEST I SWEAR- : @IamMEE6lol
Younger sister that is the cutest and arguably most dangerous: @RougeNinja12
PEEPAW (who is somehow a brother and grandfather and another one of my twins?): @2LazY2GivEADaM 
*police sirens approaching from the distance* I PROMISE NOTHING HAPPENED-

So now that I've said almost everything I wanted to say, here's some more facts about me that no one needs or wants to know because I'm human and hella self-centered: 

ENTP-T
70% geek, 10% simp, 20% ass whoopin' annoyance 
+*queer panromantic*+
She/they/he
January Aquarius (the best kind)
Democratic blue donkey girl
ChAtHoLiC
Chocoholic (100% DARK all the way)
Fruitaholic (ORANGES)
Weapon of choice: Very sharp knife or stick.
Hogwarts house: Slytherin with rising Gryffindor 
Patronus: Dappled Grey Mare 
HP, Star Wars, LOTR, ATLA, HTTYD, Wof, Mcyt, Marvel, and DC fan
Favorite genre to read: Fantasy (except sci-fi)
Favorite genre to write: poetry 

I don't know what else to write so try to do this quiz, I hope it works for you
https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=9g0zbbO