Ladies, Gentlemen, and whatever/whoever else found its way here, welcome! My name is Matthew Adren (no, not Surge), but you can call me Manic Adrenaline or Stretch! I write mostly original stories but I also write some fan-fiction.

I like clowns, if it wasn't obvious.

-Who Is Stretch the Monochrome Clown?
Stretch was a performer at Saccharine Circus in the 1930s, alongside his brother Squash and their sister Slinky. The three of them are rubberhose cartoons and they oversaw the haunted house before the circus shut down in 1952.